Part 2. Of that one side of the internet (Be warned)

(Last warning thot. No? Still gonna keep reading? Alright. Fine. This was made at 2:10AM so please do forgive me for any signs shown of absolute OOF)

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Existence is pAin.

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ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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Maybe I'll be Tracer

I'm already Tracer

What about Widowmaker?

I'm already Widowmaker

I'll be Bastion

Nerf Bastion

You're right. So, Winston

I wanna be Winston

I guess I'll be Genji

I'm already Genji

Then I'll be McCree

I already chose McCree

I have an idea

what's your idea?

you should g o b ac k t o t h e ki tc h e n